Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Oldsmobile Fashion Week



Way better than Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week and much closer to home.

Hello Beautiful


This guy really wanted his picture taken.
I wish it came out better though because his face tatt was truly a thing of beauty.
If only there was some way to reach him.
Some kind of telephone number I could call.
Some way to keep in touch so that we could discuss things like: tattoos, white on white crime, crack cocaine, fashion, Mike Tyson, etc.
Alas, I will have to make due knowing I will never have this opportunity.
Sigh.

Girl Power


I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want.

OUCH


Way to call me out telephone pole :(

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

I Officially Need This


Someone please buy this for me pronto!
Skipper must be soooo jealous.

OMG Kick Ice


I can't wait for this weekend. I am definitely hitting up the Skate-A-Rama!
It looks totally safe and clean too! Who's coming with?
Fun for the whole family (as painted above).

Yes, Yes They Can


GBF Trip to the Mall



He is Fab-U-lous!

Monday, July 26, 2010

Baby Got Back

Comments that followed:
> LA face with an Oakland booty.
> Man made pleats.
> Matt, you're an asshole.

I heart summer


Fun trips, beautiful weather, relaxing nights and cakes decorated to look like hamburgers.
Ahhhh Summer...

Monday, July 19, 2010

What the FrEaK?


Pretty sure these two called each other this morning.
What's black and red and white all over?

Sunday, July 18, 2010

True Story



"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

Dear Patrick Mohr


We already know Germans are fucking crazy. You really don't have to go to such extremes. You're giving my Omi a bad rep.

But thank you for this image which is forever embedded in my brain. 

Bearded and Bald Fashion Week in Berlin



Thursday, July 15, 2010

I Keeps it Real



This is not a joke. Keepin' it real ain't easy bitches.
Note to kid on far right: You are ridiculous... call me =)

Andres Serrano







I am kinda in love with this guy and his work.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

True Love



Saranac beer + $1 off any wrap at the Ghetto gas station = True Love
I just know this will last.

Monday, July 12, 2010

To the Left, To the Left...



He said it's "All on the left."
In response to: "Thanks for taking a picture of your crotch. But where's your lil nugget?"
Hmmmm.....

As Seen in the UT



















Serious Stuff @ Empire City
(Call for reservations)

Guy on L: Hey dude. What's up?
Guy on R: Not much. Gettin Chinese food.

Guy on L: That's cool. Nice car.
Guy on R: Thanks. I like your bike.

Guy on L: Thanks. I stole it.

Newness

Soooo, I've been wanting to start a photo blog for a really long time now. I see a whole lotta craziness in my everyday life and I've always been really great at sharing.
The end.