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Ya, so not even I can make this stuff up... The following is a message via plentyoffish.com (don't ask, long story). And FYI - if you are going to send messages like this, they WILL show up on my blog and I will probably tell everyone I know about them.

From: Brian*** (View Profile) Subject: Hi Sent Date: 4/24/2011 9:15:57 AM

Hi,I just needed to say I find you very attractive. If I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a Swanson tv dinner in the freezer with your name on it" and then I would proceed to fill a wine glass with Welch's grape juice" From: BIG C (View Profile) Subject: RE:Hi Sent Date: 4/24/2011 3:44:25 PM Weird, you just described my Saturday night. Although I had footy pajamas on at the time and instead of hanging out with an actual person, I chat rouletted until I passed out drooling purple juice down the front of me.